I got to thinking about how we talk about fans with superlatives--"He is the Yankees' biggest fan" or "She is the Cubs' most loyal fan"--and decided to categorize my house fans that way. So we have the red pedestal fan which we've had forever, the ceiling fan that my husband installed on the front porch just last year, and the tiny black tabletop fan that goes anywhere. That's my fan club. Why did I spend so much time on this? Hard to say.