If seashells are literally vacated homes, how would you market them to potential next-occupants? Welcome to Seashell Realty where our slogan is "She Sells." There's not a lot of money in selling used shells to cashless ocean creatures, so our sign is homemade and folksy. "Ocean Properties For Rent (temporary housing only); Oceanfront (and ocean back and side yards, too); Cozy (realtor-speak for really, really tiny); Single Occupancy Only (full disclosure; absolutely NO room for guests); Move-in Ready and Fully Furnished (again, no room for your stuff, and pack rats need not inquire).
BTW, for the white space, a traced a shell I acquired from the Jersey Shore recently. "This Negative Space Is For Rent."
|EDiM 13 - A Seashell; watercolor|